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- Previously on Warehouse 13...

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Hello there. Agent sally stukowski. Fbi.

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I'm in charge of this investigation.

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- We're trying to help.

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Well, we specialize in "weird."

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We can help you. We--we know stuff.

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- I'm Claudia.

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- Douglas. Douglas fargo.

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Everyone just calls me fargo.

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- Okay. Doug.

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I spent some time in a psychic...Research facility.

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And I just told you I was in an institution,

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So I guess today's sharing day.

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- ♪ try not to think about you ♪

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♪ try not to feel this way at all ♪

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- No more agents, dude.

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What the Warehouse needs are interns.

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- Is that the whole order?

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- Yeah, party fuel

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For a super-fun night of inventory reports.

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- You know, claude, I think sometime

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You ought to bring your guit-box down here

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And rock out the locals.

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[imitates guitar]

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- No.

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- No?
- No.

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- Come on. You're really good.

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You got to get out of your comfort zone.

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You play at the b&amp;b all the time.

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- Where no one can hear me.

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Especially you. Quit eavesdropping on me.

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What's wrong with you?
[cell phone ringing]

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Here. Hold this.
- What's wrong with you?

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- Artie, unblock your number.

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Yes, I made sure they used the vanilla sprinkles

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As well as the soy whip.

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- Soy whip? No, no, no, I don't need soy whip.

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I need to speak with someone named Claudia.

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- Who is this?
- This is gibson.

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And he told me to call this number

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In case something went wrong with the beta test,

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And something has gone wrong, really, really wrong,

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And I'm the only one that's not vegging.

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- Hey, hey, hey, gibson, de-spaz for a second.

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Who told you to call me?

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- Fargo. And I think he's gonna die.

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[device beeping]

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[mysterious music]

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♪

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- This is the address that gibson dude gave me.

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- Ugh. It reminds me of college.

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- Hey, gibson?

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- Back here!

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Oh, thank god you guys came.

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They're, like, freaking out right now.

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I don't know what's going on. I don't know what to do.

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- Oh, my god, fargo.

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- Oh, no, don't touch the headband!

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[electricity crackles]

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What do you think was the first thing I tried?

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- Is this his heart rate?

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How long has it been that high?

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- Few minutes. It goes up and down.

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- All right, uh, gibson, is it?

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Who are you, why are we here,

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And why is fargo jacked into the matrix?

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- They're playing a video game,

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And I don't know how to get them to stop.

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Oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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In here.

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This way...Fargo can tell you himself.

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- Greetings, potential investors.

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<i>ni hao.</i>

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My name is dr. Douglas fargo,

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World renowned scientist,

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Inventor...Dreamer.

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I'm here today to talk to you

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About an exciting new business venture,

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One that will change the standard

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Of video game entertainment for all humankind.

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Welcome to fargames.

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Six months ago, two m.I.T. Graduates,

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Jerry hoffler and gibson ryce

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Came to me with an idea.

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They called it the braid--

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Braid.

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The braid creates artificial feelings--

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Sights, sounds, smells.

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A full sensory experience.

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You don't just play the game, you live it.

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Fargames-- imagining greater.

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- So, uh, fargo and jerry were beta testing this game?

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- Yeah. Things were going great,

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But after a few hours, their...

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- Pulses started to spike.

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- Look, gibson,

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I.T. Problems really aren't our area of expertise.

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Isn't there someone at eureka that could--

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- The braid never worked, did it?

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[dramatic music]

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- The human brain

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Wouldn't accept the lie of artificial reality.

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But fargo thought he found something that would help.

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They drank out of it before they started the test.

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- Damn.

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That little geek found an artifact.

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- Agent Jinks.

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Thanks so much for coming on such short notice.

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- Agent stukowski.

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Considering you tried to have me arrested

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The first time we met,

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I was a little surprised to get an s.O.S. Call from you.

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- Oh, no, that thing in denver,

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Honey, water under the bridge.

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Reason I called is I've got a real humdinger here,

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And since your organization specializes in "weird,"

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I thought I'd take a chance.

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So you came alone?

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- Not...Quite.

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- How'd that little nerd get his hands on an artifact?

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I'll kill him!

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I'll call Leena and she can help.

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Eureka.

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- Oh, did you just figure something out?

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- What? Uh, no. Who's this?

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- Fbi agent sally stukowski, this is Artie--

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- Agent Nielsen.

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- Pleasure, yes.

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Thanks again for taking time out of your schedule.

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Y'all must be busy with whatever it is you do.

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- You want to just walk us through the scene?

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- Yes. Eric johnson, 47,

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Curator of the hobbes gallery,

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Takes a dive out of this window here.

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Official ruling is suicide, but I don't think so.

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Coworkers and family say that he was excited

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About the exhibit opening next week.

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No signs of depression of erratic behavior.

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- Hmm.

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And...And, uh, were there any witnesses?

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- Uh, no, he was working late.

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Report says he was the only one in the building.

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- I'm sort of missing the weirdness here.

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- Coroner's report.

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- That's mr. Johnson?

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- He only fell two stories,

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But the impact trauma,

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It's like he was skydiving without a parachute.

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- That is weird. And disgusting.

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- So thoughts, ideas, suggestions, hypotheses?

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I got nothing.

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- Coroner's right.

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Suicide.

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- Oh, beg your pardon.

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No, that's safety glass.

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He couldn't have just jumped through it.

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- Oh, he took a running jump

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From all the way across the room,

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Built up enough force, and went right through the glass.

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What? Saw it on <i>mythbusters.</i>

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- So that's it, then?

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- 'fraid so. Good luck. Steve?

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[cell phone rings]

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- Oh. Oh, you know what?

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This is the manager of the building.

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Man thinks I work for him. I'll show you out in a second.

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- We'll show ourselves out. Thanks.

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- Perfect.

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- I could tell you were lying.

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- Yeah, that never gets old.

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Take a look at that oil painting.

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It's right across from the broken window.

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It is a van gogh. Stormy night.

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Been missing for years.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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It's bounced around europe since world war I,

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And death has followed that painting

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Wherever it's been spotted.

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- If it's an artifact, why don't we just take it?

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- And tell them what?

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"your priceless painting murdered a man,

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Please can we have it"?

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- Oh, stukowski called us in.

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- Yeah, and I have no intention

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Of giving her any more clues as to what it is we do.

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No, no, no, no.

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If we're gonna get that painting...

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- We're gonna have to steal it.

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- Does it look anything like this?

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- It's an exact match.

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- No effect on fargo or jerry.

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- The Warehouse has the fourth cup.

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- All right, so what's the story?

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- Well, the tea set belonged to beatrix potter,

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19th century english writer.

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- <i>peter rabbit.</i> I love that book.

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- Yeah, the league of evil british writers strikes again.

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- The rest of the set

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Has been on Artie's most wanted list for years.

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Hey, "used for brewing teas

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"derived from rare fungi

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"cultivated by potter during her time as a mycologist.

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"the tea is known to stimulate

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The precuneus region of the brain."

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- It's the imagination center.

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I bet that's why potter got into writing children's stories.

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- So, what? The tea set made her trip bunnies?

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- Fargo must have figured it'd help do what the brain couldn't.

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You know, make the brain experience total reality

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Inside the game.

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- I've seen potter's first editions

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In the Warehouse library.

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Leena, can you send us the scans?

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- You got it.
- Claudia!

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- [gasping]

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- Uh, he just started doing this.

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- We got to get him out of there.

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- I've been reading the schematics,

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And I don't think there's anything we can do...

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From out here.

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- So if you could never get 'em to work,

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Why'd you make so many?

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- Yeah, well, fargo's not the most linear thinker.

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- Hey, I upgraded the hardware.

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You should be able to incorporate that into the game.

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- You did this in 20 minutes?
- Quicker than domino's.

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Myka, that's an in-game communicator,

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So you'll be able to talk to us

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Once we go inside.

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- Claudia and I'll go in, find them,

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And boogie on back out to reality.

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- Game on, urban warrior.

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- Yup.

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- Okay. You both need avatars to play in the game.

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What do you want to be?

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- Make me a badass.

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- What kind of game is this anyway?

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- I just did the hardware.

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It's some sword and sorcery thing that fargo wrote.

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Think he's a wizard?

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I was gonna be a warlock priest.

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- I'll just be myself.

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- Okay.

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- Are you sure it won't work without the tea?

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- We tried. If you don't drink,

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The game's just a game.

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- Fargo wanted more than that.

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- [continues gasping]

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- Yeah, looks like he got it.

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- Well, I'll be here to make sure that nothing goes wrong.

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Or...More wrong.

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- Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

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No, no, no.

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I was playing <i>frogger</i> when you were just a tadpole.

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Just to make sure the pop out works, right?

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Mm. Oh, man. That--that's minty.

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I hope there's no caffeine in there, 'cause--

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- Well, his--his pulse is still normal.

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- Uh, dude? Dude? You there?

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- Yeah, yeah. Hello?

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- Can you hear me?
- Loud and clear.

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00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:10,522
Oh, wow. It's awesome in here.

263
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,524
Is that the--? Oh, man.

264
00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,918
- Dude, uh, look down at your belt.

265
00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,137
You see the controller?

266
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,008
- The white thing with the button on top?

267
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:22,143
- Right. Push the button.

268
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:26,408
- Ooh, you guys got to see this.

269
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:29,150
- Fill 'er up.

270
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:40,814
Is it me, or does that look a little bit like...?

271
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:44,905
- Yep, fargo made a Warehouse 13 video game.

272
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,652
- And somewhere in there, fargo's having a seizure.

273
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,491
- [sighs]

274
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:09,799
Whoa. And you're a stripper.

275
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,628
- What? No, I'm--I'm a gladiator.

276
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,629
It's cool, right?

277
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,152
- Yeah. Nice skirt.

278
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,980
- Nice ears.

279
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,982
- Huh?

280
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,332
Poi--pointy?

281
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,160
I'm an elf? I said "myself."

282
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,467
- Well, you need to enunciate.

283
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:29,123
Now run to your tree and get me some cookies.

284
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,777
- Halt, players!

285
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,912
- Artie?

286
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:39,133
- I am general arthur of the queen's royal best.

287
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:42,223
Now, players, prepare for a life-ending quest

288
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,921
Through bleak, barren lands.

289
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,141
You will stumble and blunder,

290
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:52,363
Trying to find a world of bizarre, endless wonder.

291
00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:02,069
[both scream]

292
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,940
- Whoa. You see this?

293
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,160
- Yeah. Don't really believe it, though.

294
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:09,163
- [laughs]

295
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:12,601
Welcome, players, to fortress 13,

296
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:16,039
The most wondrous place that's never been seen,

297
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,041
Hidden deep in the valley

298
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,782
Of the land of bad.

299
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,871
Filled with dangerous relics.

300
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:26,615
Some evil, some... [laughs] mad.

301
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,749
- [laughs] Artie's gonna be deeply pissed.

302
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:34,579
- The princess is imprisoned high in the black tower,

303
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:38,366
Her life slipping away with each passing hour.

304
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,150
True heroes you are

305
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,631
To take this brave test.

306
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:47,505
Now, will you accept your dangerous quest?

307
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:50,682
- Your generalness, I am Pete-imus maximus

308
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,293
Of the Lattimer legion.

309
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:55,600
This is my faithful squire... Claudi-elf.

310
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,689
We would love to save your princess,

311
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,300
But are looking for two royal geeks.

312
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:04,000
- True heroes you are to take this grave test.

313
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:08,309
Now will you accept your dangerous quest?

314
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:11,921
- Short, glasses, unnatural attraction to computers?

315
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,663
- Now, will you accept your dangerous--

316
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:15,969
- Pete, it's just a program.

317
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,622
Fargo and jerry must be further on in the game.

318
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,928
We're just gonna have to play along

319
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,147
If we're gonna find 'em.

320
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,670
- Now, will you accept your dangerous...

321
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,977
- Sure, sure, why not?

322
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,240
- Welcome, players, to fortress--

323
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,938
- Both: Yes!
- Ah.

324
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:33,551
Follow the path to the cave of forbidden mystery.

325
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:36,337
There you must collect the black tower key,

326
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,600
And with it free the princess,

327
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:41,037
And so save the day.

328
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,735
Great rewards await those

329
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:46,695
Who act the right way.

330
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,833
- Cave of forbidden mystery, huh?

331
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,486
Sounds cheery.

332
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:59,012
[device buzzing]

333
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,013
- Myka-mus.

334
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,666
- Pete, how's it going in there?

335
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,494
- Well, so far, so good.

336
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,453
No sign of the parker brothers yet,

337
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,151
But we're on a quest, and I have a really cool sword.

338
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,674
- Oh, oh. What did I get?

339
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,721
I got a... Vial of purple goo. Great.

340
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,114
I wanted nunchucks.

341
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,638
- Okay, look, you have to find fargo and jerry.

342
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:17,900
I don't know how much longer

343
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,119
Their hearts can beat at this rate.

344
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,817
- Copy that. Crash bandicoot out.

345
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:26,648
Okay. Let's go find the scarecrow, shall we?

346
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,041
Come, toto.

347
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,044
[adventurous music]

348
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:37,093
♪

349
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,141
- Artie! Hey!

350
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,316
Will you listen to me?

351
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,621
I've been up and down this place.

352
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,796
I know security systems.

353
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,233
And this one is far too sophisticated,

354
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,669
And probably--

355
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:48,670
[security system beeps]

356
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,063
- Wasting my time?

357
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:53,936
I know. I never get tired of that.

358
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,157
Ah, ah.

359
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,941
- Oh, I'm sorry. My burglary skills are rusty.

360
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,290
- We're Warehouse agents.

361
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,379
This isn't burglary. This is creative snagging.

362
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:03,859
- Well, I'll be getting my own lawyer.

363
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:04,947
Wha--whoa, whoa, whoa.

364
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,427
What is that? Some sort of weapon?

365
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,951
You know, you just add more time to the sentence, right?

366
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:09,952
[clang]

367
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,955
- Three, two, one.

368
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:13,956
[snaps]

369
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,610
It's called an eclipse.

370
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,047
Deactivates all laser protection

371
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,396
For 42 minutes and 59 seconds.

372
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,137
- Why 42 minutes and 59 seconds?

373
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,704
- That's how long dark side of the moon is.

374
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:23,748
- You're a floyd fan?

375
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,228
Dude, have you seen laser floyd?

376
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,361
- Dude, I've got roger waters' name tattooed on my neck.

377
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,971
No, I'm not a floyd fan.

378
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,712
- Thought you two might be back.

379
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,280
Guess I was right about all that weirdness after all.

380
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,759
- Uh, agent stukowski, this isn't...

381
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,196
- Steve, steve, steve, steve.

382
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:40,069
- Agent Nielsen, either you include me,

383
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:43,116
Or I activate the alarm.

384
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:47,555
Your choice.

385
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:51,472
- [gasping]

386
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:55,650
[computer beeps]

387
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,131
- This is not the <i>peter rabbit</i> I remember.

388
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,408
- Oh, man.

389
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,801
There's some serious copyright infringement going on here.

390
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,020
- Wait.

391
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,544
We passed seabiscuit here 20 minutes ago.

392
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,459
- Oh, nertz. We've been going in circles.

393
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,026
- Classic video game trope.

394
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,332
We should have seen this coming.

395
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,987
[woman groaning]

396
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,252
- Hey, are you all right?

397
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,254
- Wait, Claudia, we don't know what it is.

398
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,516
- Well, it's obviously trapped.

399
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,996
And didn't general arthur say

400
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,041
That great rewards await those who act the right way?

401
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,825
And helping this whatever that is could be--

402
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,741
- Acting the right way. Fair enough.

403
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,091
Stand back.

404
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,876
I'll use my trusty sword.

405
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,444
[video game beeps]

406
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:51,532
[yells]

407
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,968
Ah!

408
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,187
Ah, yow!

409
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,276
There's that full-sensory experience

410
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,625
Fargo was talking about.

411
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,713
- Silly gladiator.

412
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,236
Disco ball's an artifact.

413
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,499
And artifacts need to be neutralized, right?

414
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,458
- [groans]

415
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,432
- Thank you, player.

416
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,652
- Leena.

417
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,526
Look, wings.

418
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,615
- Yes, wings.

419
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,487
- You freed me from carter's curse,

420
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,533
And in return, I will show you the way to your destination.

421
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,322
- Great. More yellow road.

422
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,106
- For you, young elf,

423
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,457
A special reward for using your wits to solve my plight,

424
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,633
Instead of thuggish force.

425
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:54,116
- Thuggish can be good sometimes.

426
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,510
[video game beeps]

427
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,511
- High score.

428
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,773
- That is a boon.

429
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,557
Should you find yourself in need,

430
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,820
You may call on Leena of the eagle people.

431
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,219
- How does she get off the ground with those things?

432
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,699
- They're wings.

433
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:16,312
- Yeah, the wings probably help.

434
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,662
Hey, wait up.

435
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,577
- [growls softly]

436
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,645
- Oh, no, he didn't.

437
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:47,865
- He actually copied the dark vault.

438
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,867
So not cool. Fargo!

439
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,174
Get out here right now!

440
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,437
- Hey, hey. Key.

441
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,743
The key.

442
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,398
"there you must collect the black tower key.

443
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,400
"with it, free the princess,

444
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:03,490
And so save the day."

445
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,667
- Claudia, wait!

446
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,844
- Quicksand?

447
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,628
- This must be the deathy part of the game

448
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,588
General Artie talked about.

449
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:19,462
- Hey, there's someone in there.

450
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,029
[video game beeps]

451
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,468
- Oh. Oh.

452
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,296
Come on. That's it.

453
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:31,474
- [gasps]

454
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,608
Come on! Come on.

455
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,218
- Dougie.

456
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,352
[both grunt]

457
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,665
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.

458
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,493
- Okay, okay, okay. Hugs later.

459
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,147
- Both of you still have your controllers.

460
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,627
- Hey, hey, hey, easy there, grabby.

461
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,237
We have to find jerry. Where is he?

462
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,979
- Yeah, and what happened to your controller?

463
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,110
- He happened.

464
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,156
[ominous music]

465
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:07,858
- Holy crap. Who invited the grim reaper?

466
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,776
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.

467
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,909
Look, I am a gladiator,

468
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,651
And I demand that you--

469
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:22,177
Okay...

470
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,658
You know, sometimes in a video game,

471
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:28,009
I think it's all right to run!

472
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,673
- You know, I was kind of digging fortress 13--

473
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:40,891
Neat costumes, rhyming Artie--

474
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,545
But that in there, not okay.

475
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,330
- That was not part of the game.

476
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,375
The quicksand, that executioner guy,

477
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,898
None of this is supposed to be happening.

478
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,335
Me and jerry were just playing along,

479
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:52,381
And then all of a sudden things got weird and scary.

480
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:53,513
- Weird and scary.

481
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,210
Sounds like the artifact did something.

482
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,125
- Yeah, which is why we don't play with them, fargo,

483
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,474
Or mix 'em with video games.

484
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,476
- Yeah, okay, I'll admit, not my finest idea,

485
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,218
But it was so innocent. Beatrix potter's tea set.

486
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,611
What's the worst that could happen?

487
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,047
Talking bunnies?

488
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,788
- I think we just met the worst that could happen,

489
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,529
And that talking bunny has a very big axe.

490
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,052
[device buzzes]

491
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,314
- Hey.

492
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,360
- Pete, fargo's breathing is back to normal.

493
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,275
- Yeah, yeah, we found the little guy.

494
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,319
Jerry's still awol.

495
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,668
And I think the tea set's

496
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,279
Starting to put a little bit of a whammy on us.

497
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,410
You find anything else out?

498
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:22,716
- Potter's first editions

499
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,805
Are more like dream journals than stories,

500
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:25,806
And they're dark.

501
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,068
In this one story,

502
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,765
Peter rabbit chews off his own leg

503
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,072
To escape farmer mcgregor's trap.

504
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:32,639
- That was not on <i>reading rainbow.</i>

505
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,031
- Guys, what if the tea set

506
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,816
Doesn't just enhance your imagination?

507
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,166
- What if it also brings out the darker parts

508
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,168
Of--of your subconscious?

509
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,039
- I used to have nightmares about drowning.

510
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,302
- And you wound up in quicksand.

511
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,738
That must be what's happening.

512
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,566
The tea set brings your fears to life in the game.

513
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:48,785
- Fantastic. What about the executioner?

514
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,221
- Well, that must come from jerry.

515
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,223
Most of my nightmares are about me losing my hair.

516
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,224
- Me too!
- Really?

517
00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:54,400
- Yeah, do ever put the--

518
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:55,792
- Hey, you can trade beauty tips later.

519
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,707
I'll figure out what's going on in jerry's head,

520
00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:02,756
And you guys just find him, and then get out of there.

521
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,236
- So without the controllers, how do we get out of the game?

522
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,195
- Well, the only way to shut off the braid

523
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,762
Would be to finish the game.

524
00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:09,937
Which jerry would know.

525
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,156
He must have gone to the black tower.

526
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,811
[thunder rumbles]

527
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,204
- Right.

528
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:18,206
Save the princess, finish the game.

529
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,077
- To the black tower!

530
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:22,036
[thunder rumbles]

531
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,041
- I never thought I'd say this,

532
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:30,479
But let's save us a princess.

533
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,527
- How am I supposed to know what's in jerry's subconscious?

534
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:35,658
All we ever talk about

535
00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:36,964
Is video games and fantasy football.

536
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:40,881
- Why are all men emotionally stunted?

537
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,839
- I need a woman.

538
00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:43,971
- Yeah, you and me both.

539
00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:46,713
- No, no, I mean, I need to find...

540
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:49,716
- Are you gonna get me a woman?

541
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:53,284
Because if you are, I'd like to change.

542
00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:55,896
- Okay, jerry's girlfriend, the girl on the mug,

543
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:56,940
Who is she?

544
00:22:56,984 --> 00:23:00,422
- Oh, uh, sarah. Or susan. Melissa?

545
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:01,554
- You don't know her name?

546
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:04,121
- Hey, look, for the last year,

547
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:07,081
I've been working 24/7 on building the braid.

548
00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:09,431
I don't even really remember your name.

549
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:10,954
What are you doing?

550
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:13,130
- I am going through jerry's calls.

551
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,828
Okay, most of them are from fargo.

552
00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:16,395
Aha. Hannah.

553
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,874
He called hannah last week.

554
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,528
- Right. Hannah.

555
00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:22,401
Yeah, right. Hannah.

556
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:27,449
- So you're just gonna substitute a forgery

557
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:28,537
For a priceless work of art,

558
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:29,582
And hope nobody notices?

559
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,497
- Shh, shh.

560
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:32,715
There--there's someone there.

561
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,978
Can you check?

562
00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:44,510
- You know it's blank, right?

563
00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:46,425
- Observe.

564
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,566
- Nice.

565
00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:58,785
- It's memory paper

566
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,656
From johannes gutenberg's printing press.

567
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,224
Van gogh himself wouldn't know the difference.

568
00:24:03,267 --> 00:24:04,747
- No one. You're hearing things.

569
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:07,141
Shut my mouth! How'd you do that?

570
00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:08,751
- It's from johannes guten--
- Really?

571
00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,927
- I...Don't know.

572
00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:13,974
- Yeah, let's just make the swap, shall we?

573
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:14,975
- Here. Put these on.

574
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:16,716
- Ooh, we gonna do some dishes?

575
00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:17,847
Just kidding.

576
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,501
So is this like that thing in denver?

577
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,938
It's a work of art with bad juju?

578
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:23,200
- Yeah.

579
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:26,203
No.

580
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,509
- So how we gonna get it out of here?

581
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,032
We have to cut it out, or--

582
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,294
[sneezes]

583
00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:31,774
Oh, sorry. Dust.

584
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:32,906
- Artie. Artie, look.

585
00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:34,211
[thunder booms]

586
00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:36,692
- Get down!

587
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,568
- No, no, no! No, no, no, no...

588
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:43,569
- Hold on! Hold on!

589
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,875
- No, no, no!

590
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:48,574
Ah!

591
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,843
[moans]

592
00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:06,113
- This thing is activated by a puff of air.

593
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,244
When you sneezed,

594
00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:09,899
That's what triggered the effect.

595
00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:13,076
- Who in the hell are you people?

596
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,558
- Ha, yeah, well, if I had a nickel.

597
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,952
Come on. We're gonna swap this out still.

598
00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:22,564
- Hello?

599
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:23,957
What's going on?

600
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,958
- Hannah, I--I'm...

601
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,263
- Jerry? Oh, my god.

602
00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:28,744
- Uh, don't touch the headband.

603
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:30,833
- Jerry. Jerry.

604
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:32,531
Jerry, come on, wake up.

605
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,576
Jerry. Jerry.

606
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:38,885
What's wrong with him?

607
00:25:38,928 --> 00:25:41,017
Look, I can't even pretend to understand

608
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,323
What you're trying to tell me.

609
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:43,933
Lost in the game?

610
00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:45,544
Do you work for fargo too?

611
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,371
- No. No, no, no. God no.

612
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:50,200
I'm just here to lend a hand.

613
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:53,029
Hannah, look, what's going on in there with them,

614
00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:55,423
It has to do with your boyfriend's subconscious.

615
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:56,946
I need to know more about him.

616
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:59,558
- Jerry's not my boyfriend anymore.

617
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,733
We broke up last week.

618
00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:04,606
- Last week?

619
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:07,566
- What, you think our breakup has something to do with this?

620
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,220
- Just--just tell me what happened, okay?

621
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:14,311
- I wanted more. Something serious.

622
00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:16,575
Jerry kept saying that he wanted the same thing,

623
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,881
But the time wasn't right.

624
00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:20,709
He wanted fargames to get off the ground,

625
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:21,928
And I believed him.

626
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,494
I even found the ring that he bought me,

627
00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:25,540
But he never asked.

628
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,063
I waited for months,

629
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,457
And finally I just told him it was over.

630
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,765
I haven't really talked to him since.

631
00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:34,810
Is he gonna be okay?

632
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:42,035
- Well, not as smooth as when we got <i>whistler's mother,</i>

633
00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:44,167
But not a bad grab.

634
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,039
- Oh, well, that's something I'd rather not know about.

635
00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,170
- No--

636
00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:48,781
[electricity crackles, alarm wailing]

637
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:51,435
- <i>dark side of the moon</i> is longer than that.

638
00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:55,788
Sally!

639
00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:57,920
- She's got the van gogh.

640
00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:17,287
- Ooh, man. My kilt is chafing.

641
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:18,593
- Thanks for coming, by the way.

642
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,247
- Believe me, if a black hole or an evil robot

643
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,248
Shows up at the Warehouse,

644
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:23,685
You're on my speed dial too.

645
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:26,035
- I hope the princess has some gold bond.

646
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,385
- Just let me open the door, okay?

647
00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:30,518
Can't wait to meet this princess.

648
00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:31,998
- Uh, before we go inside,

649
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:34,217
There's something I should tell you.

650
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,741
[video game beeps]

651
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:40,310
- What?

652
00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,617
- Brave heroes!

653
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,445
You've come to save me!

654
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:46,577
- I'm the princess?

655
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:49,058
- Really? You didn't see this coming?

656
00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:52,409
- I will compose a ballad in your honor.

657
00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:54,281
[giggles]

658
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,370
[bike horn honks]

659
00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:59,286
What are those things on my chest?

660
00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:00,983
- Freckles?

661
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:05,292
- Okay, uh, game over. Princess saved.

662
00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:07,511
What are we-- what are we doing here?

663
00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:12,734
- [man crying]

664
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:13,996
[video game beeps]

665
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,171
- Jerry?

666
00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:16,912
Jerry! Guys, this is jerry.

667
00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:18,435
It--how did you get here?

668
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:19,436
- What's wrong with him?

669
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,091
- Aah! Aah!

670
00:28:30,056 --> 00:28:32,580
- Oh, crap.

671
00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:33,886
- Brave hero.

672
00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:36,105
You've come to rescue me.

673
00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:40,849
Aah!

674
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:43,765
- Okay. All right.

675
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,767
It's just you and me.

676
00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:51,425
It's just you.

677
00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:57,692
- Pete, come on, wake up.

678
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,824
Wake up.

679
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:02,915
- [growling]

680
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:06,353
- Wait, hannah, please--

681
00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,615
- Pete. Pete, Pete, Pete.

682
00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:10,183
- Who's hannah?

683
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,318
- Pete.
- Come on, wake up, Pete.

684
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:24,806
- No, no, no.

685
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,982
[grunts]

686
00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:36,339
Aah!

687
00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,475
Whew.

688
00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:43,129
Somebody needs a tic tac.

689
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,828
- Um, okay, what is happening?

690
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,308
- What's going on?

691
00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,440
- Uh, everyone's heart rates just started elevating.

692
00:29:50,484 --> 00:29:52,660
Oh, god. Jerry's is almost at 230.

693
00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:56,229
How much faster can it go before it just explodes?

694
00:29:56,272 --> 00:29:58,231
- Pete, can you hear me? What's going on in there?

695
00:29:58,274 --> 00:30:00,842
- Myka, is jerry still alive?

696
00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,757
- Yes, but his pulse is skyrocketing.

697
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,454
Listen, I think his anxiety

698
00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:05,760
Comes from his ex-girlfriend.

699
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:06,892
- Yeah, whose doesn't?

700
00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:08,763
- Hannah, yeah, I think we just met her.

701
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,896
Nice girl. Big axe.

702
00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:13,768
- Pete, listen, you need to stay calm.

703
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,161
In the story...
[static interfering]

704
00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:17,424
...Literally consumed...

705
00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:19,295
...His fears...

706
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:20,862
- Uh, what-- am I--am I losing you?

707
00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:21,863
[sharp static]

708
00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:23,343
- Ugh.

709
00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:25,954
- Of course I am. Great.

710
00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:29,784
- The line went dead.

711
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,440
- Myka, gibson, is anyone in reality reading me?

712
00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:37,400
- I don't understand. It should be working.

713
00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,533
- Possibly my fault.

714
00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:42,449
Well, I started thinking about how much scarier it'd be

715
00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:43,798
If we lost communications.

716
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:44,886
- Did you not hear the part

717
00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,888
About this place making our fears real?

718
00:30:46,932 --> 00:30:48,759
- Hey, it's your fault we're stuck in here, paul.

719
00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:50,979
And what's the deal with puff the magic dragon out there?

720
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:52,459
- Yeah? Whose fear is that?

721
00:30:52,502 --> 00:30:55,766
- Uh, well, no, that's actually just part of the game.

722
00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,899
What? Dragons are awesome.

723
00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,161
Besides, to get past it,

724
00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,815
All we need is the dagger of josephine!

725
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,599
[buzzer]

726
00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:03,644
[clears throat]

727
00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:06,821
I said, "the dagger of josephine!"

728
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,214
[buzzer]

729
00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:11,086
Which I may have forgot to program into the game.

730
00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:12,435
- A game. A game.

731
00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:13,697
That's right. This is a game.

732
00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:15,612
So how about if I just close my eyes,

733
00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:18,572
Jump, and float gently to the ground?

734
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,183
- Wait. Hold the phone, spartacus.

735
00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:22,402
Boon goes the dynamite.

736
00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:24,404
- Excellent. I'll get to see them again.

737
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:26,841
Her. Leena. I'll get to see Leena again.

738
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,190
[wings flutter]

739
00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:30,540
- Greetings, player. Have you chosen your boon?

740
00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:33,195
- And her two humongous wings.

741
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:35,763
- Can you fly us out of here to where jerry is?

742
00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:38,940
- If that is your wish, my steed will aid you.

743
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,333
- Steed?

744
00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:44,250
[creature roars]

745
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:49,951
[creature screeches]

746
00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:50,952
- Shotgun.

747
00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:53,085
- Oh.
- Yes.

748
00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:54,564
[police radio chatters]

749
00:31:54,608 --> 00:31:55,957
- Stukowski played us.

750
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,393
- Why would she want an artifact?

751
00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:59,439
- That van gogh's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

752
00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,223
Probably doesn't even care it's an artifact.

753
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:02,572
- She's a sworn fbi agent.

754
00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:07,142
- Hundreds of millions.

755
00:32:07,186 --> 00:32:09,188
- Look, why don't we just tell the cops who we are?

756
00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:10,711
We're on the same team.

757
00:32:10,754 --> 00:32:14,236
- Yeah. Nsa and atf, both burglarizing an art gallery.

758
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,977
That won't lead to too many questions.

759
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,326
[door opens]
- All right, gents.

760
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,285
Let's all go down to 1 police plaza, shall we?

761
00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:20,939
My boss wants to meet you.

762
00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:23,724
- Hold it. Sally stukowski, fbi.

763
00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:24,812
These men are working for me

764
00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,205
On a very important terrorism case.

765
00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:28,511
- Terrorism. In an art gallery?

766
00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:29,948
- Black market sale of art

767
00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,253
Has been used to fund numerous

768
00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:33,299
Radical organizations in the past few years.

769
00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:35,954
These men were helping me to identify a potential forgery.

770
00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:38,434
We're nearing the end of a ten-month operation,

771
00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,001
And I need a confirmation tonight.

772
00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:41,655
I already have full authority on this crime scene

773
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:42,961
From my field office.

774
00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:45,615
Do I need to take it up with your lieutenant?

775
00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:48,096
- Um, take 'em.

776
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:49,489
- Chop, chop.

777
00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:51,360
- Told you.

778
00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:02,067
- Hannah, why are you doing this?

779
00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,025
Look, I'm sorry. I couldn't ask.

780
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,679
I just--

781
00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:07,333
I just-- look, I was afraid.

782
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:08,334
I was afraid you'd say no.

783
00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:11,685
I--I wanted to. I was afraid!

784
00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:13,426
I couldn't commit.

785
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:16,342
- I've had so many relationships that ended like that.

786
00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:19,562
She can't really cut off his head, though, right?

787
00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,390
I mean, not for real.

788
00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:22,565
- I don't know.

789
00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,654
I mean, if his fear kills him in here,

790
00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:27,135
It might be able to kill him out there.

791
00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:31,748
You okay?

792
00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:33,185
- It's just this fear thing.

793
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:35,622
You ever try so hard not to think about something

794
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:36,927
Till it's all you can think about?

795
00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,886
- Yeah, all the time.

796
00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:41,497
- Miss Donovan.

797
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:47,938
This is another delusion, dear.

798
00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:51,768
- Dr. Michener?

799
00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:54,206
- Who's that?

800
00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:56,295
- No, he's nobody. He's not real.

801
00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:57,426
He's not here.

802
00:33:57,470 --> 00:34:00,081
- None of this is real, Claudia.

803
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:03,258
You're just an emotionally troubled young woman.

804
00:34:03,302 --> 00:34:04,433
- No.

805
00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:07,393
- Your brother is dead.

806
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:09,569
- [screaming]

807
00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:11,397
No! No!

808
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,789
Let me go!

809
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:14,226
You're not real!

810
00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:15,792
- You've been living a delusion.

811
00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:18,447
One you created to make yourself feel safe,

812
00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:21,450
A Warehouse where you could hide from the real world.

813
00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:23,670
But it's a lie, Claudia.

814
00:34:23,713 --> 00:34:27,152
You've been in this institution the whole time.

815
00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:29,110
With me.

816
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:31,591
- Don't listen to him, Claudia.
- No, Claudia, we're real.

817
00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:32,940
- Please!
[electricity crackling]

818
00:34:32,983 --> 00:34:34,289
No! Don't!

819
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,986
- You need your treatment, Claudia.

820
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,771
- Aah!

821
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:43,603
- Oh, man, this is bad!

822
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,039
Something really bad is happening!

823
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,345
I'm totally freaking out, man!

824
00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:51,263
- Gibson, snap out of it!

825
00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:54,004
- Aah!

826
00:34:54,048 --> 00:34:55,484
- You've been hiding.

827
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,183
You'll feel better after your treatment.

828
00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:00,098
You always do.

829
00:35:07,888 --> 00:35:09,368
- You know what, doc?

830
00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:11,500
I do feel better now.

831
00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:21,336
Myka.

832
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:22,772
Is that really you?

833
00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:25,079
- Yeah.

834
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,168
- Oh. You went with dominatrix, huh?

835
00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,169
Good choice.

836
00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:30,911
- Don't make me get my whip.

837
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:37,526
- Are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.

838
00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:43,141
- Are you okay?

839
00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:44,316
- [laughs]

840
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:46,318
I wasn't expecting a catharsis today,

841
00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:49,277
But that actually felt pretty good.

842
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:50,887
- Yeah, thanks, mykes.

843
00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:54,500
Okay, guys, look, we have to save jerry,

844
00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,241
And get our controllers back from evil hannah.

845
00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:57,764
- But how?

846
00:35:57,807 --> 00:35:59,766
I mean, she's been kicking our butt since we got here.

847
00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:02,203
- Wait. I was stuck in the quicksand,

848
00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:03,465
But when I saw you guys,

849
00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:05,250
It gave me the courage to pull myself out.

850
00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:08,166
- Right. And Myka distracted him,

851
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:09,689
But I had to be the one to finish the doc.

852
00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:11,169
- You have to take down your own fears.

853
00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:13,562
- Right. Okay. We got to get traumatized jerry

854
00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:15,216
To nut up before he loses his head.

855
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,871
Myka, Claudia, you go talk to him.

856
00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,002
We'll distract the ex.

857
00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:23,137
- Let's go get medieval on her ass.

858
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,530
- One, two, three, break!

859
00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:28,011
- Break.
- Okay, that's...

860
00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:30,231
Just--

861
00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,671
- Sorry I ran off.

862
00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:37,238
Didn't really have much of a choice.

863
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,718
Figured I'd catch up with you two

864
00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:41,024
Once I got the painting back to a safe place.

865
00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:43,375
I don't really like lying to policemen.

866
00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:48,249
- Well, trust me, you're good at it.

867
00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:51,513
- You have our number, agent stukowski?

868
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,472
- All right, then.

869
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:55,213
So catch you later.

870
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:02,959
- What is it, Artie?

871
00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:05,310
- Something.

872
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:20,281
- [groaning]

873
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:21,674
Hannah, I never wanted it to end.

874
00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:24,154
I just--I just--

875
00:37:24,198 --> 00:37:26,766
I just wanted to be more for you.

876
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:27,767
- Hey, you old battle axe!

877
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,812
- Hyah!

878
00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:32,511
Oh, you gonna make the super-scary monster face, huh?

879
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:33,816
She's gonna make the super-scary monster face.

880
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,210
[both mocking]

881
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,386
Bring it, bi-atch.

882
00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:52,357
How am I doing?

883
00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:55,925
- Jerry, everything's gonna be okay.

884
00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:57,275
- Doesn't matter.

885
00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:59,189
I'll never be good enough for her or anybody.

886
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,373
- Hey, lady!

887
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:10,331
- You had that thing the whole time?

888
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,506
- I think we've established

889
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,203
I haven't thought this through very well.

890
00:38:13,247 --> 00:38:15,118
You shall not pass!

891
00:38:22,952 --> 00:38:25,999
Or...After you.

892
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:30,873
- Aah!

893
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:33,876
- Cheater.

894
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,008
Come on.

895
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:36,357
- Jerry, listen,

896
00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:38,185
I know what happened with hannah, the real one.

897
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,665
You love her, but you couldn't propose.

898
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:41,014
- She just would have said no.

899
00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:42,450
- This place, it magnifies your fear,

900
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:43,930
Your--your anxieties.

901
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,802
The proposal, okay? That's your demon.

902
00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:48,021
Don't let it kill us all.

903
00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:49,588
- Come on, jerry. Dig deep.

904
00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:51,546
What do you want more than anything in the world right now?

905
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:52,634
- I--I want hannah.

906
00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:53,635
- Then make it happen.

907
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,376
Go over to her.
- Okay.

908
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,856
- Look her in the eye.
- Okay.

909
00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:58,248
- And tell her how you feel.

910
00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:00,120
- Okay. Okay.

911
00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:01,208
[video game beeps]
All right.

912
00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:02,818
- Let's go.

913
00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,516
Aah!

914
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:05,865
Now, jerry.

915
00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:08,346
- Hannah, will you marry me?

916
00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:17,355
- Jerry.

917
00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:25,363
- Congratulations, players.

918
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,408
The game is complete.

919
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:32,500
And now let's all get something to eat.

920
00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:35,547
- It's about freakin' time.

921
00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:41,161
- Aah, she's back!

922
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:42,641
- Hannah. Hannah.

923
00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:44,077
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

924
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,078
- It's okay.
- I love you.

925
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:46,209
- I love you too.

926
00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:47,428
- I love you, I love you, I love you.

927
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:48,995
- I like this hannah better.

928
00:39:49,038 --> 00:39:50,649
- Well, I thought the giant axe

929
00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:51,911
Was kind of a turn-on.

930
00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:54,261
- I officially know way too much about you.

931
00:39:56,698 --> 00:39:58,396
- [laughs]

932
00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:12,801
- Hi. I, um...

933
00:40:12,845 --> 00:40:15,108
This is my first time doing anything like this.

934
00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:16,675
Uh, a really good friend of mine

935
00:40:16,718 --> 00:40:19,068
Told me I needed to get out of my comfort zone.

936
00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:23,377
Um, and then my worst nightmare sort of told me the same thing,

937
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,553
So it's been a weird couple of days.

938
00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,163
Um, anyway...

939
00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:29,296
Ti--yeah, tip your barista.

940
00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:30,384
Here we go.

941
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,387
[playing pixies' where is my mind?]

942
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,738
♪

943
00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:39,132
♪ oh with your feet on the air ♪

944
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:41,830
♪ and your head on the ground ♪

945
00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:48,663
♪ try this trick then spin it ♪

946
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:51,318
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah

947
00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:52,972
♪ your head'll collapse

948
00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:55,191
♪ because there's nothing in it ♪

949
00:40:55,235 --> 00:40:57,498
♪ you'll ask yourself

950
00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:00,762
♪ where is my mind

951
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:02,677
♪ where is my mind

952
00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:14,036
♪ way out in the water

953
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,517
♪ see it swimming

954
00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:27,049
♪ well I was swimming in the caribbean ♪

955
00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:33,795
♪ animals were hiding behind the rocks ♪

956
00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:36,319
♪ oh, yeah, yeah

957
00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:38,234
♪ except a little fish

958
00:41:38,278 --> 00:41:40,585
♪ and he told me he swears ♪

959
00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:42,369
♪ he's trying to talk to me, to me ♪

960
00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:45,851
♪ where is my mind

961
00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:47,679
♪ where is my mind

962
00:41:54,468 --> 00:41:58,646
♪ way out in the water

963
00:41:58,690 --> 00:42:01,606
♪ see it swimming

964
00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:06,132
[cheers and applause]

965
00:42:16,882 --> 00:42:18,318
- It's done.

966
00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:20,842
- Now we wait.

967
00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:37,206
[ominous music]

968
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:43,256
♪

969
00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:50,393
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